The You Know Mystery

There are two major categories of homo-sapiens that are held responsible for exploring and holding stakes for the most common lingual platform in 2012 India – “The Hinglish”. One of them, whom I tag as “Can’t be able to” are the extremists. The less fortunate group is the activists. I would pardon myself for not threading out the extremists as I give them the benefit of doubt to someday when the pessimist of all “Can’t” will be erased and replaced. The activists are the ones, prolly living in ignorance. As my better half quotes “2 karod mein mein 4 karod ki acting”; I will use its essence to describe the activists. They are the ones in absolute love with the fillers so much so that the main subject loses interest in lieu of the fillers popping in and out every second-second.

One fine evening on the coffee table with two of my acquaintances, I came across my not-very-scarcely-found activists. As usual random topics from no-where were targeted until the most obvious of them emerged. It is as obvious as I am surprisingly deprived of- English Movies. I am sure to fall short of lines if I try to find better explanation to its ‘Why?’ in this Hindi cheesy movie – a strict No-No world. I would take the liberty of it being regardless of the main subject in here, indeed. Coming back to the point, one of us kicked off the conversation with the movie seen on one of the lazy weekends. Helpless, I chose to use my good listener skill not knowing being fore-warned is being four-armed. Anyways!

The idea behind the movie was “murder mystery, You Know”, as quoted. The movie starts with a spat between the two business partners, You Know, followed by an unusual car accident You Know which takes its toll on one of the partner’s life, You Know. The inner voice in me blurted out – Plausible is the word as most of murder mysteries share the same ignition. Well, the story takes a turn when the wife of the deceased, You Know…Hang On, no I don’t know as you haven’t introduced me to the important character in the ignorance of You Knows. I managed to keep my inner voice hushed. The wife is found being friendly You Know (:) Yes Yes I know) with the left alone partner, You Know. Investigators come in action, You Know, when it is revealed that the most obvious suspect is also killed, You Know. No I would not have known till that last line.However, mystery unfolds with the killers being caught red-handed, You Know and the “sawaal 2 Karod ka” comes in. Guess who? Finally the inner voice revolted “How would the You Know will know”???

Most awaited answer comes at last – the two wives killed their respective husbands as they were les(b)-ob-vious reasons ;). My next expression had-to-be Surprised,Amazed and Shocked was totally denying the inner voice in me – Yes, I would have known all this if you would have named the movie before narrating it. Alas! The You Know Mystery took its toll on my memory!